YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY NOT LISTENING
For the couples built on love, sarcasm, and a generous helping of selective hearing. This card isn’t playing it safe—it’s for relationships that thrive on dry wit, dark humour, and jabs that land just right.
The bold cow-print design screams fabulous dysfunction, while the premium matte finish says, I’m classy, but I bite.
Inside? Blissfully blank—because we believe your twisted little heart can fill that space with something even more outrageous.
- Size: 18.2 x 11.7 cm
- Paper Type: Premium Matte
- Includes a crisp white envelope
- Inner: Blank for your own mischief
Perfect for anniversaries, birthdays, or just a little reminder that you’re the smartest mouth in the room.
Send As A Gift +
How To Send A Gift +
- Add everything to your order — don't forget the bespoke FOX & WOLF greeting card.
- Click the bag icon at the top of the screen.
- Select 'Add Order Note' and tell us what you'd like handwritten inside the card.
- At checkout, enter your friend's name and address in the 'Delivery' section.
- Keep an eye on your email — you'll get dispatch and delivery updates with tracking info.
Shipping +
Flamenca Beach Centro Comercial. Calle Niágara 63
Local 33
03189 Playa Flamenca. Orihuela Costa
Alicante
Spain
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