A WOMAN CALLS 999 – TRASH TALK EDITION
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Who needs a couples’ therapist when you’ve got brutal one-liners and a rotting wheelie bin? This pitch-black piece of marital comedy is for anyone who’s ever questioned if their partner is still breathing—or just really bad at chores.
Printed on premium matte paper with deadpan illustrations and emotional damage in every syllable, this card is a high-five to sarcastic spouses and long-suffering legends.
- Size: 18.2 x 11.7 cm
- Paper Type: Premium Matte
- Includes a crisp white envelope
- Inner: Blank, like the effort he puts into bin day
Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or just dragging your partner through passive-aggressive poetry.
The Details
Size
18.2 x 11.7 cm
Paper
Premium Matte
Includes
Crisp white envelope
Inner
Blank
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Orihuela Costa. 03189.
Pickup available, usually ready in 2 hours
Flamenca Beach Centro Comercial. Calle Niágara 63
Local 33
03189 Playa Flamenca. Orihuela Costa
Alicante
Spain
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