SORRY YOU’RE LEAVING (ME BEHIND) – ESCAPE ARTIST EDITION
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You’re leaving? Cool, cool, cool.
We’re not mad—just emotionally damaged, clinging to your desk chair like it’s a lifeboat. This farewell card is the ultimate blend of sarcasm, bitterness, and “good luck out there… traitor.”
Printed on premium matte paper and decorated with a scatter of gloriously bitter sticky notes, it’s the office equivalent of a backhanded hug.
- Size: 18.2 x 11.7 cm
- Paper Type: Premium Matte
- Includes a crisp white envelope
- Inner: Blank, so you can process your grief like an adult (or not)
Perfect for coworkers, escapees, and anyone who had the audacity to leave you behind with Karen from accounts.
The Details
Size
18.2 x 11.7 cm
Paper
Premium Matte
Includes
Crisp white envelope
Inner
Blank
Send As A Gift +
We make gifting effortless and unforgettable. Your FOX & WOLF greeting card becomes part of a luxurious gift pack, beautifully wrapped in our signature paper. Add a handwritten message, crafted with care, inside our bespoke greeting card for that personal touch.
From our hands to theirs — our couriers will deliver your elegantly wrapped gift anywhere in Europe or the UK. Thoughtful, stylish, and oh-so-special.
How To Send A Gift +
- Add everything to your order — don't forget the bespoke FOX & WOLF greeting card.
- Click the bag icon at the top of the screen.
- Select 'Add Order Note' and tell us what you'd like handwritten inside the card.
- At checkout, enter your friend's name and address in the 'Delivery' section.
- Keep an eye on your email — you'll get dispatch and delivery updates with tracking info.
It's that easy to send a thoughtful, heartfelt gift straight to their door.
Shipping +
Spain
Standard Delivery from just €3.29 (2-4 business days). Free for orders over €50 on full-priced items.
Pick-Up In-Store: Free. Ready in as little as 2 hours.
We Also Ship To
Portugal, UK, and throughout Europe.
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Pickup available at Orihuela Costa. 03189.
Usually ready in 2 hours
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Store Information
Orihuela Costa. 03189.
Pickup available, usually ready in 2 hours
Flamenca Beach Centro Comercial. Calle Niágara 63
Local 33
03189 Playa Flamenca. Orihuela Costa
Alicante
Spain
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