YOU’RE THE FRIEND I’D CALL TO HIDE A BODY

Name: YOU’RE THE FRIEND I’D CALL TO HIDE A BODY
Brand: FOX & WOLF
SKU: X334574
Price: 3.49 EUR
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Not your average friendship card—this one’s for the ride-or-die, the co-conspirator, the one who knows where the metaphorical (or literal?) bodies are buried. With stark monochrome design and deadpan brilliance, it’s a love letter to chaos and questionable decisions.

Forget roses and rainbows. This card reads like a witness statement—but hotter.

Printed on premium matte stock, it features clean lines, a slightly disturbing boot illustration, and the kind of message that makes Hallmark blush.

Size: 18.2 x 11.7 cm
Paper Type: Premium Matte
Includes a crisp white envelope
Inner: Blank, because some crimes deserve a personal touch

Perfect for birthdays, besties, or just dropping a not-so-subtle reminder that you know what they did in Vegas.

The Details

Size 18.2 x 11.7 cm

Paper Premium Matte

Includes Crisp white envelope

Inner Blank

Send As A Gift +

We make gifting effortless and unforgettable. Your FOX & WOLF greeting card becomes part of a luxurious gift pack, beautifully wrapped in our signature paper. Add a handwritten message, crafted with care, inside our bespoke greeting card for that personal touch.

From our hands to theirs — our couriers will deliver your elegantly wrapped gift anywhere in Europe or the UK. Thoughtful, stylish, and oh-so-special.

How To Send A Gift +

Add everything to your order — don't forget the bespoke FOX & WOLF greeting card.
Click the bag icon at the top of the screen.
Select 'Add Order Note' and tell us what you'd like handwritten inside the card.
At checkout, enter your friend's name and address in the 'Delivery' section.
Keep an eye on your email — you'll get dispatch and delivery updates with tracking info.

It's that easy to send a thoughtful, heartfelt gift straight to their door.

Shipping +

Spain

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Pick-Up In-Store: Free. Ready in as little as 2 hours.

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Portugal, UK, and throughout Europe.

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